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It's not just you, there's loads of shite on here I don't care hearing of.
You provide some of the more "switched off JMG" moments, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
For example.
90nz0 and SexFace living together.
I don't care less.

Now, whenever I sit here and imagine the situation. I see SexFace's headboard thumping against the wall whilst he fucks some poor bird he met on BlogTV.
Whilst 90nz0 listens in from the next room and frantically fondles himself with one hand whilst plowing into a take-away with the other.

Gentleman's club downstairs, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
both of them are smoking pipes

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
Now I envisage hats made of suede.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
and thick horn-rimmed glasses
2.bp.blogspot.com/_k1ELk4CUZAs/SVEhsOhiWAI/AAAAAAAAFio/Ie-5I1hoQVs/s400/g.jpg = gonz
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:46, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
Sexface and 90nz0.
They could solve crime.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
Constant 1920s slow car chases and cad-bashing


/ I always introduce myself to b3tans as JMG just to watch the human housechests get all puffy in the neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
So I've heard.
Smashing!
I'd ask everybody on meeting them if they were 90nz0.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
They get sweaty palms and the social awkwardness doesn't allow then to pass comment.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
We all deal with our own inadiquaces our own way.
For example, some people touch others inapproprately while making 80s gameshow sounds to hide the fact that there is nothing going on upstairs relivent to the conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
Haha, now THAT is pure sex appeal.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
Oh! Are they?
Congratulations chaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
There will be wedding bells in no time

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
Terrible bullying

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:44, archived)