10 minutes I sat and watched 300 people get on my trainNot once did I think "She's nice". Come on, train using ladies. Sort it out. I'm allowed three good ogles per shift. Who's first?
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Sit down, TriggerThink joyous thoughts of football or something.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
Listen.I love the thought of you packing heat looking at women who you'll never score with as much as the next man.
But before you whip yourself up in to a gale force fairy, I suggest you take time out to think about the poor people who really don't care about your mundane trips from A to B.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:38,
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It's not just you, there's loads of shite on here I don't care hearing of.You provide some of the more "switched off JMG" moments, mind.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:42,
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For example.90nz0 and SexFace living together.
I don't care less.
Now, whenever I sit here and imagine the situation. I see SexFace's headboard thumping against the wall whilst he fucks some poor bird he met on BlogTV.
Whilst 90nz0 listens in from the next room and frantically fondles himself with one hand whilst plowing into a take-away with the other.
Gentleman's club downstairs, etc.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:43,
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Now I envisage hats made of suede.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:45,
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and thick horn-rimmed glasses2.bp.blogspot.com/_k1ELk4CUZAs/SVEhsOhiWAI/AAAAAAAAFio/Ie-5I1hoQVs/s400/g.jpg = gonz
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:46,
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Sexface and 90nz0.They could solve crime.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:48,
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Constant 1920s slow car chases and cad-bashing/ I always introduce myself to b3tans as JMG just to watch the human housechests get all puffy in the neck.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:51,
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So I've heard.Smashing!
I'd ask everybody on meeting them if they were 90nz0.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:52,
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They get sweaty palms and the social awkwardness doesn't allow then to pass comment.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:57,
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We all deal with our own inadiquaces our own way.For example, some people touch others inapproprately while making 80s gameshow sounds to hide the fact that there is nothing going on upstairs relivent to the conversation.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:18,
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Haha, now THAT is pure sex appeal.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:59,
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Oh! Are they?Congratulations chaps.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:51,
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There will be wedding bells in no time(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:52,
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Steady on, MaryYou'll do yourself an injury. Tell us something un-mundane about your multidimensional world. Like what's for tea, something like that.
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"Trigger", "Mary"...Alright Red Rum, calm down.
I'll do myself an injury. 9/10.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:46,
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I DO always go on about my tea, mind..That IS me to a t.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:46,
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I WANT IN ON THIS TESTOSTERONE-PACKED SUBTHREAD!(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:09,
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I'm pumping iron whilst logging in to FACEBOOK.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:10,
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I might bung the stockings on & all, seeing as it's Friday(
broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:33,
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oh dear, oh dear oh dearStockings are not bunged on.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:36,
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Especially not nylons, they're a bugger.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:39,
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Meh, you know I'm not worth oglingDig out a pic of your lady.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:32,
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This, plus I don't get the trainand Fluz, shush, you're a right little belter. Nice face like a painting and that.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:36,
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You're one of the few ladies whose spine I've seenDing, and indeed, dong.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
My discs are looking hot, baby!(
Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:43,
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You heartless bastard, I was fluttering and everything!what I was fluttering i'll leave to your imagination...
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:33,
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It may have been my 'trouser butterfly'...(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:33,
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I don't get people who go through red-top papers and insist on commenting exactly what they would like to do to 'that', and how she would love it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:33,
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It's the same as when you see Attitude magazine in WH Smiths(
broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:35,
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Or Monthly Country Smallholdings Magazine(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:37,
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Cor', fuckin' 'ell, what would you do to THAT if it was in the local corner shop picking out her numbers for the lotto?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:35,
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Let me guess, the Airedale line?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:35,
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they all looked terrierable(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:40,
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I think that's what he's complaining about(
wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:17,
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