I have two choices, either go out and watch Star Trek, which, I clearly do not want to do. Alternatively, I can stay in with the ladyfriend. Not sure yet as Star Trek involves beer.
Why not have beer with the gf?
You might get her drunk enough for her to let you fuck her.
(TFDis sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:24,
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