You're only old if your grandkids catch you trying to steal their kidneys in the night.
And you're lovely, which youthenises you by 10 years.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 8 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

Awww, I like you
I still have all my own kidneys, so I must still be young. Hooray! :)
( in vino veritas, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:56, archived)