I dinged someone's car yesterday, and didn't stop.
It was just a little scrape, and he was parked illegally.

Karma struck though. Today whilst parked perfectly legally and right up to the kerb some motherfucker put a fucking huge scrape down the side of my car. Cunting shitholes. I'll have to get it fixed cos it's fucked the metalwork and not just the plastic bumpers like usual.
( CowJam, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:04, archived)