i touched a man once.
dirty secrets. now.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 8 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

I'm not a virgin nor have I been married.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

I don't have any.
Honest. Hello you, how's stuff?
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 May 2009, 20:48, archived)

poo.
glad you arskd?
nah, everythings poo. same old same old. nevermind, eh?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 8 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

I touched a man twice.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 8 May 2009, 20:49, archived)

I'm off my tits on class a chorizo

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

I once wanked of a safari parkl chimp that had tired arms.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

this should be everyone's civic duty

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

I've done the dirty on a common.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 8 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

I dinged someone's car yesterday, and didn't stop.
It was just a little scrape, and he was parked illegally.

Karma struck though. Today whilst parked perfectly legally and right up to the kerb some motherfucker put a fucking huge scrape down the side of my car. Cunting shitholes. I'll have to get it fixed cos it's fucked the metalwork and not just the plastic bumpers like usual.
( CowJam, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:04, archived)