Jesus.

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)

Boo!

(Jimmy Choo, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:50, archived)

You took your time coming.

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:51, archived)

thought you ladies liked a man to take his time?

( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:52, archived)

2000 years is a bit long for anyone,
even Sting.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)

indeed
you'd need a lot of patience and loads of lube
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:56, archived)

what a weird bugger he was
all that blessing folk and drinking wine and telling everybody he loved them, hang on , no that's that old wino who lives behind the shops
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:51, archived)