I have cycled pissed before
in fact on numerous occasions coming home from the nightclub I worked in, due to that fact that back then you could not get a taxi after 1am around here.
( TBL I posted this on, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:55, archived)

Should've just hired a private jet, what kind of promoter are you?

( broadsword, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:57, archived)

no runways around here either
the bastards.
( TBL I posted this on, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

That's just inhuman

( broadsword, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:59, archived)

I know
what is worse though, the local chippys have no pasties.
( TBL I posted this on, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:01, archived)