As promised, I have returned from the pub.
Suitably imbibed, and none the wiser. Cycling home was probably a bit of a mistake whilst a tad tipsy, anybody cycled whilst drunk?

Otherwise, what have you eaten or something?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:50, archived)

VIRGIN

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:51, archived)

URCHIN

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:55, archived)

WHO CARES! JMG POST!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 1:51, archived)

*JMG Anthem*
*Hand on heart*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 1:51, archived)

Why have things gotten so bad
that you spend so much time replying to yourself?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:53, archived)

I can't ride a bike.
Karl Hysteria fact.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:52, archived)

Subway and g"££$%yreGINONONOXOXOXXOOZOZOZOZO or whatever he is called this week
Hates it

but oh well
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:53, archived)

Nothing. Lunch at 1 then about 4 chips at around half 7.
I feel this is a mistake.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:53, archived)

You're doing better than me
I've eaten a few slices of chorizo today
( broadsword, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:56, archived)

I've just had chips.
Chips...and mayo. Buff!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:57, archived)

*boiks*

( broadsword, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:59, archived)

God
Where on the web is a picture of that smug cunt with coffee and croissants?! No googling has helped!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:55, archived)

twat
type in smug bastard
( TBL I posted this on, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:56, archived)

Thanks
I was googling 'smug cunt'
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:04, archived)

I have cycled pissed before
in fact on numerous occasions coming home from the nightclub I worked in, due to that fact that back then you could not get a taxi after 1am around here.
( TBL I posted this on, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:55, archived)

Should've just hired a private jet, what kind of promoter are you?

( broadsword, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:57, archived)

no runways around here either
the bastards.
( TBL I posted this on, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

That's just inhuman

( broadsword, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:59, archived)

I know
what is worse though, the local chippys have no pasties.
( TBL I posted this on, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:01, archived)