Well, it wasn't going to
but if you insist.

I find JMG's mum's face quite good to sit on.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:59, archived)

In this photo are you breathing out of your mouth, ears, nose or a combination of all three?
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( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:00, archived)

There appears to be a young John Peel cracking one out in that picture

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:03, archived)

In the Thames, probably.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:04, archived)

bloke at the back seems to have caught the full blast of a particularly meaty trouser cough

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:04, archived)

This is all going to be MY fault.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:05, archived)

I'd just thought of a story, too.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:06, archived)

Fat people
I bet they're discussing internet. Or lunch.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:09, archived)