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bored of that thread already
what's your favourite thing to sit on?

I'm a big fan of the sofa but I suppose swivel chairs are pretty cool too. I have no time for benches. And those Japanese things you have to kneel on can fuck RIGHT off.

ALT: football
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:54, archived)

HENRY is DOUBTFUL for the game in ROME.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 1:54, archived)

he's just crying off ill because he's scared of getting stabbed, the fat spastic

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:55, archived)

The poor man's Sylvain Wiltord.
They say.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 1:57, archived)

be honest now, do you see Barca doing any better than the Arse managed?
it took them an hour and a half to get a realistic chance on goal and by that time Cech's eyes were so full of tears he couldn't see properly

I am quietly confident
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:02, archived)

They'll be better than that on the night.
Messi rarely plays that poorly for three Champions League games in a row.
Saying that.. He didn't exactly set the world alight last season up against Evra either.

I think you should field Manucho.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:04, archived)

I find it difficult to watch actual football these days
this is why I'm looking forward to Monday night.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:12, archived)

I'm already having palpatations.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:12, archived)

We must ensure
that the Tyneside/Yorkshire "derby" doesn't repeat next season.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:16, archived)

MY ARSE

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broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:55, archived)

Those POANG chairs from IKEA are rather nice.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:55, archived)

look, you don't have to talk about chairs
I only started a thread because the other one was so desperately dull and tedious
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:57, archived)

I bet this ends with a scathing JMG based comment.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

Well, it wasn't going to
but if you insist.

I find JMG's mum's face quite good to sit on.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:59, archived)

In this photo are you breathing out of your mouth, ears, nose or a combination of all three?
yfrog.com/4c2797164596ebf9ea3f1fj
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:00, archived)

There appears to be a young John Peel cracking one out in that picture

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broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:03, archived)

In the Thames, probably.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:04, archived)

bloke at the back seems to have caught the full blast of a particularly meaty trouser cough

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:04, archived)

This is all going to be MY fault.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:05, archived)

I'd just thought of a story, too.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:06, archived)

Fat people
I bet they're discussing internet. Or lunch.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:09, archived)

I prefer leaning

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:56, archived)

I'm not much for sitting, I'm a laying man
If I can partake in any activity whilst lying down, my productivity increases. The NHS refuse to invest in work hammocks currently which is the shame but it's their loss as I work slower.
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