Oh I know. It's a joke innit.
I'm a fat ugly internet bird like the rest deep down.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:32, archived)

Aaaah, we're all useless attention whores
Otherwise we'd be watching telly. Telly doesn't judge, but then it doesn't have JMG.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:35, archived)

And it no longer has gorgeous Phil from Durham who I have a secret crush on.
Don't tell anyone.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:36, archived)

I won't... it'll be a secret between you, me and the internets

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:43, archived)