next time, if you see them coming
spill lots of runny ketchup all over you, and answer the door holding a very ketchupy chefs knife and a manic grin.

That'll learn 'em.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 7:49, archived)

Good plan :-)
( C, Sat 9 May 2009, 7:53, archived)

I thought so.
am lucky. I have no neighbours within earshot of my house. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 7:54, archived)

I shouldn't complain really, - the terrace the other side of me has been empty since I moved in a year ago, I'm sure I'll have lots more to complain about once the landlord lets it out to a posse of students and/or shouty foreign shift workers at some point in the future.
( C, Sat 9 May 2009, 8:00, archived)