I suddenly realised that a man was coming to service the boiler in my loft at 08:00, but that he wouldn't do the work unless there was a safe, fixed floor for him to stand on whilst doing so. Therefore I wanted to cut a piece of floor and fix it in position before he got here.
( C, Sat 9 May 2009, 8:12, archived)

You're a terrible person for this
I mean waking up a sleeping child simply so that a man can do his job safely?

Worse than Hitler.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 8:15, archived)

Don't mention the war!
I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 8:16, archived)