Hold on, you're a girl
I think im supposed to pander to you in the vague hope that you'll whap your baps out.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 8:22, archived)

Just talk amongst yourselves whilst i dig out the Pandertron 4000
Now where's that manual?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 8:23, archived)

/slow claps
well done, you just won a "Captian Obvious" Badge.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 8:23, archived)

Is that like Captain?
But different?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 8:24, archived)

Aye
Said with a silent "I".
"Cap-tan!"
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 8:28, archived)