I don't really have another username :(

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

You evil cunt.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

I've been living a lie for too long

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

at least you came clean about it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

I always do.
Unless I've run out of tissues.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

then
have a shower? still coming clean. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

That's my tactic if I have company.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

good tactic. I like it.
Mind if I steal it?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

Get your own shower.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

but I like *your* shower.
Please?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:18, archived)