Seminal emission.
LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

*stares*
What do you want, eh?
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

Cash and rice krispies.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

That would make the rice crispies all grimy
ewwwww
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

SEND CASH.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

I do, every week, don't you get it?

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

No. :(

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

Yes?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

SHUT UP
I'm going to be on telly today.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

I hope a terrorist attack kills your face off before they film you.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

that's well friendly innit?
.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

People who spell vampire "vampyr" or similar should all be used for medical experiments and then gassed.
Along with people who spell magic "magick", fairy "faerie" and so forth.
Twats, one and all.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

The wisdom of Baldmonkey
sounds like a good sequel.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

There's a book in that...

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

funny that
I didn't think monkeys were bald.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

silence?
truly - an epic post sir.
If you don't like my name - Big deal. Call me Vamp or Cat if you are so horrified by the "yre" in the middle.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

I'll stick with "Prick who'll strop off within a week"
if that's okay.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

hmmm ...
doesn't prick imply that I have male genitalia?
I'm actually very friendly you know. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

You sound a mini bit like a bell-end though.

( Druid, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

My apologies then.
Not intending to. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

If Balders is being like that don't try to be clever, just tell him he's a piggy cunt.
According to my autocomplete it's what I call him.
( Druid, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

If Balders is being like that   , just tell him he's a piggy cunt.
According to my autocomplete it's what I call him.

It's for the best.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

Will keep that in mind for the future!
Ta mate. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

That's right, he's mocking you because cats aren't typically vampires and not because of your dumb spelling.
Sheesh.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

Tunes are normally nep, you spaz-hammer.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

Know when you're speaking to a god and show some fucking respect, you little cunt.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

I was a god once.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

b3ta.wik.is/R/Religion/Church_Of_The_Righteous_Trinity
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

I remeber.
It fell flat on its arse, didn't it?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

Like a drunk sumo wrestler with no legs.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

I remember you promised us a Second Coming
but you just rolled over and fell alseep instead, you selfish swine
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

I'm listening to Wave Twisters by DJ Q-Bert this morning.
It's set to be an ace day.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

I don't really have another username :(

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

You evil cunt.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

I've been living a lie for too long

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

at least you came clean about it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

I always do.
Unless I've run out of tissues.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

then
have a shower? still coming clean. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

That's my tactic if I have company.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

good tactic. I like it.
Mind if I steal it?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

Get your own shower.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

but I like *your* shower.
Please?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

I hope you're on Freaky Eaters.

( Druid, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

what are you up to?

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

Level 12 Shit-Wizard
with +4 shield of Dullite
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

I'm looking.
What now?
( Druid, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

I don't know.
I don't think we ever planned this far ahead.
( Batsgirl, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

Let's all just sit down, take some deep breaths and make some sandwiches until it all blows over.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

but... what sort of sandwiches?
*panic spin*
( Batsgirl, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
eee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

Baldmonkey is a fucking piggy cunt.
That's on autocomplete. I don't remember saying it.
( Druid, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

*body slam*
b3ta.wik.is/N/N00b
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

WHAT?!

( Druid, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

b3ta.wik.is/N/NSFCG
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

b3ta.wik.is/N/NSFCG
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

b3ta.wik.is/G/Gizmo_
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

I wondered what happened to him.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

He got a prize, son.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

Did the prize involve time off for good behaviour and signing a register?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

That wiki is actually fucking great
and should be used more often.
( Druid, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

Yes.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

YES.
I like reading about b3tans present and past. I want Ding to come back.
( Druid, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

Christ, if I really squint, and preen my head close, and use as much zoom as possible
I can just about see your penis.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

GAY.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

b3ta.wik.is/G/Gay
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

Good morning!
Did you do your seminal emission over pictures of JMG?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

No.
I've made a life size model of him out of play doh and I've given it real eyes from a seagull so if he really concentrates he can see me.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

Oooh play-doh.
Try not to eat too much of it. I know it claims to be non-toxic, but it's not good for you.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

No.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

yeah, i might go erect my bivvy near some water

( mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:30, archived)