I just spend £100 on a printer and what not so I can print my dissertation

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 9 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

I might suggest it would be cheaper to borrow a mate's printer,
But what do I know?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

he'd have to buy some friends first, i suggest holding a comedy night

( mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

Failing that
Give minors some drugs
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

Mate's printer wouldn't be good enough.
The universities printer would cost me about £40/£50 for all the printing I need to do.

This way, I have a high quality printer for future use and can print my dissertation without it looking shit.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 9 May 2009, 11:23, archived)