Hello Mr Bogus
I am off to Forster Square in a moment to spend money I do not have. How are you?
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

Bored and really looking forward to doing the last train from L**ds tonight
I asked for the day off too. Go to Home Bargains, you can get a big jar of pickled jalapeños for 89p.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

Oh, and I'll be in Forster Square station at 3 if you're about to cheer me up.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

Oooo we might be, I'll look out for you, will you be on the platform?

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

Platform 3 probably, on our way to Ilkley

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

I got a train from Leeds once
I didn't realise the local custom was to elbow your way through the crowds of commuters the second the train came in sight
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

Cunts, they are
Even cattle have better manners.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:10, archived)