ALREADY BORED.
Who'd like to drum up some kind of make believe reason to be upset at me?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

I'm blaming you for the difficulties I face in the 'listening' aspect of learning foreign languages.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

*Standing ovation*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

My little lad is farting up a storm.
I'm sure someone could blame you for this somehow.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

I'm a terrible parent.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

I'm off to the Tate to get ram some culture in my face.
I'll be wearing all black, with a buray, drinking expresso and contenplating lighting in a modern contemporate structure.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

You be careful of PUFFTERS, there.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

I'm all kitted up in my Laursen shirt and I'm sweating profusely
Predictions today, JMG?
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

I can't get my mind off of MONDAY.
But I hope for Bolton and Stoke wins, today.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

I'll be honest here, I think you're relegated already

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

I want to go for a foresty type walk, but it's shit without a dog.
I want a private plane so I can go home whenever I want.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

I have two.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

Bring me hooooooooooooome

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

Get Bobson to fly you
(it is Bobson, right?)
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

Hahahahaha fucking hell you're a hideous idiotic monstrosity.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:37, archived)