You, actually you, Shambles, should see the amount of cheese I've got in my fridge*
Obscure swiss cheeses, above average stilton (after we deemed the booze-soaked #55 a kilo stilton a bit pricy), goats' cheese wrapped in ash, crazy german cheeses...My house is Tom Jones, and the cheese is the knickers.
* It's not staying there, obviously. Cheddar lives in the fridge, nothing else.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

Also, six bottles of wine, a huge chicken curry, olives, bread, oil for dipping
and a whole lotta sexy.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

I just took a babby to the swimming pool.
The kiddie pool is hotter than a bath. I came over all peculiar.

Which didn't please the other parents, I can tell you.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

I can't imagine them having a problem
what with them concentrating on your manly near-nakedness in the first place, the lustful slatterns.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

I approve of cheese excess.
But only for the trimmer figure. Keep it away from those who swallow without chewing.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

I run a svelte but decadent household, Shambles.
You should know this.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

I bought a sainsbury basics cheese fourpack and was impressed
it had cheese, then there was some cheese, then another cheese and lastly cheese
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:22, archived)