I JUST FINISHED MY MOTHER FUCKING DISSERTATION

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

Chapter One: Getting her pissed up on gin.
Chapter Four: Avoiding the awkward subject at Christmas and funerals.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

You lifted those chapter titles right from my autobiography.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

I just checked the total editing time of my work.
Over 46 hours.

I don't think I could write that much about that.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:41, archived)

Congratulations :)

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

*Firm handshakes*
Now you can laugh at those who haven't finished.
Laugh in their face and knock over their drinks.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

OEDIPUS ROCKS!

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

NOW I UNDERSTAND DR. SHAMBOLIC'S JOKE,

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:45, archived)