Thats a scandalous LIE

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

Not if you go home the way which takes you past my house...

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

I tell you what
You buy me a bottle of whisky and i will go get you a few cans from there.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

Do I have to get it now?
Because that involves leaving the house and that kind of defeats the purpose.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

FAIL
Now go drink BOOZE
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:49, archived)

*huffs*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

Anyone would think you were trying to get her drunk.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

Im also sending around Sexface as we speak
Im going to sell the videos for literally tens of pounds and retire to the country.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

Lol @ "tens of pounds".

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

THAT'S A PROPER RIP-OFF!

( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

It's because he wants me

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:55, archived)