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I'm far too classy for this level of smut

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:18, archived)
Rubbish, you'd beat yourself off till you bled if i dressed Gonzo up as a milk maid and got him to sing The Internationale

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
He's very wee, you know.
I like him very much in a circus kind of way.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:22, archived)
Gonzo is to this board what Golum was to LOTR
A creature with an obsession for other peoples rings.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:23, archived)
He's lovely

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
you terrible bastard
and I laughed at that.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:24, archived)
I meant it with man love

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
bummer

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
Only on a Sunday when she's pissed

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:30, archived)
I heard that jenpots will show you her brown eye for under a tenner.

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
shush
that was your special rate!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
PFFT
YOu paid!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:47, archived)