I LOVE YOU ALL!
When are you coming to visit me?
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:03, archived)

When you come and visit me
I was waiting :(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

then why didn't you come to my bash?

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:08, archived)

Erm...
Dunno, Miss. Was it too far away? I went to Coventry instead.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

See, there you go again
making excuses.

It was in Wokingham, but only Flapjack came. I only knew BlueStars birthday was on after I'd arranged things around my bash, otherwise I'd have changed the date or something.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:13, archived)

ALL
YOUR
FAULT
And where the cocking fuck is Wokingham?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:14, archived)

Oh right
Dirty south
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

iirc BlueStar had to move hers after you'd put yours up

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

Eh? Did she really?
Aw, bless her, she needn't have bothered.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

I mean I think the was meant to be today but then she had real life stuff
my memory might be off though.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

Ah fair enough
I'm glad I could see you though :)
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

I was in Cov too
I HAD to help Bluestar get drunk for her birthday.
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

I needed her to show me how to get to my hotel
I was a little confused
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:13, archived)

it's cos you're old, dear.

( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:14, archived)

And twatted, darling.
It was a very early start and I did last until 11.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

you did very well
I was quite impressed.
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

VALIDATION!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

And what did she show you in return?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

That doesnt make complete sense

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

Lets just go with it

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

She didn't show me her tits if that's any help?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

Straight to growler?
Nice.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

I'm far too classy for this level of smut

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

Rubbish, you'd beat yourself off till you bled if i dressed Gonzo up as a milk maid and got him to sing The Internationale

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

He's very wee, you know.
I like him very much in a circus kind of way.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

Gonzo is to this board what Golum was to LOTR
A creature with an obsession for other peoples rings.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

He's lovely

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

you terrible bastard
and I laughed at that.
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

I meant it with man love

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

bummer

( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

Only on a Sunday when she's pissed

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

I heard that jenpots will show you her brown eye for under a tenner.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

shush
that was your special rate!
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:35, archived)

PFFT
YOu paid!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

She had
fabulous tits that night.
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

she did!

( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

Just that night?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

no
she has lovely norks normally, just last week they were fabulous.
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

That's why I let her sit on my knee.
A futile attempt at copping a feel doomed to failure due to my fliddy arms.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

Like an elderly, sexual disfunctional T-Rex

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

A torporaptor, if you will

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

enjoying your wine?

( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

I havent had any yet:(
I might go and find the guinnes though and maybe watch Crank 2 when bunny is done murdering hookers on GTA
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

I miss Bunny
She should post on here again.
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

Not likely
Not with the hassle she got previously
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

I never knew that
silly cock ends, Bunny is lovely.
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

Well, thats Shambolic and the ginger tramp for you

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

well nuts to them
How is Bunny? I hope she is well and as happy as she can be, whilst with you :oP
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

Oh yes, very happy
And all the more so for not hanging out on here i suspect
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

And for plotting her escape with me

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

She just said to me 'you know its true'

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:34, archived)

*wins*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:34, archived)

When you can afford my plane ticket,
xxx
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

If I had money I would very much go see you and Halkyardo.
I was gutted I didn't get to NZ when I was in Oz.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

when I hit puberty.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 9 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

who are you?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

your mother

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

like fuck you are
even if you were my mum, you wouldn't bother talking to me.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

are you posting on the plane?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

nope,
I am here for tonight and Sunday, but then I am flying on Monday morning
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

When you send cash and offer to suck my balls until they go blue.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:06, archived)

you're a classy gent.

( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

I'd even shave my balls.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:08, archived)

Gay!

( Three Dog Man, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

You're so attractive...

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:08, archived)

Maffers texts me to tell me this all the time
He keeps sending me photos of his knob too
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

you know what
I'm not even a little surprised about this statement.
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

What might surprise you is that its nearly 10" long

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

ZOMG!

( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

I could set you up for a 'Maffing'
If you'd like?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

I snorted cider out of my nose then!

( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

I can also offering you a 'pickling'
As you can tell, i am more than willing to pimp out my chums.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

you're a terrible man

( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

Its a disease.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

I'm not sure if I'm more offended by the pimping out, or the use of the word "chum"

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

Why are you sad?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

>:(

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:13, archived)

You don't mention the ones you send back....
You're both terrible slags.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:12, archived)

When I go to NZ
Which may be in my next lifetime by the time I can afford it.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:06, archived)

When my uncle & his family move to NZ

( CowJam, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:14, archived)

Is it unlikely?
Are they all dead?
( Three Dog Man, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

Now!
That's my nails scraping down your kitchen window, offline.
edit/i miss ole saladfingers
( Three Dog Man, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

Sorry I had a cold.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

Bless you!
Auf Weiderseeeyn
( Three Dog Man, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

BIG FELLA!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

Dunno
I've never had a passport.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

In New Zealand
passport has you!
( Three Dog Man, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

bit of a replyrush here..
*breathes*
( Three Dog Man, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:24, archived)