I was at a breaker's yard last week, watching cars getting crushed
I think it would be more fun if they filled the cars with kittens first

or babies, that'd work too
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

You forgot the Jews

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

they're already filled with loan shark victims
you just need to see their faces.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:24, archived)