I can massage
places you didn't know existed.

Such as Hartlepool
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:17, archived)

pah!
even I've heard of Hartlepool...
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:17, archived)

It's a dump.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:21, archived)

But does it
really exist?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:22, archived)