i wonder if i can set off some red flags for you at airport security
BOMB, HIJACK, GUN, ALLAH
( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

*dials 00 1 (718) 244-4444*
*warns about the possibility of a JamboM in the terminal*

*awaits hilarious consequences*
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:43, archived)