B3TA Blocked at JFK Airport
Sitting waiting for my flight back home from New York and got a spare 5 mins for some LOL's and b3ta.com is blocked!!!

Bastards!

still managed to get on via office VPN - hahaha septic fools
( JamboM, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

It's cos we'll bomb it

( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

Blah blah blah
/hides
( Frogbeat, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:51, archived)

You'll be tired tomorrow :)

( Randomgazz, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

I know :(
And i have to get upin time for F1 at noon!
Ok maybe befor that when the grumpy 1 year old wakes at 6 :(
( Frogbeat, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

If you can live without Eddie Jordan's opinions then leave it until 1.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

Hahaha

( Frogbeat, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

Button's on pole, they've all got new bits for their cars and interviews with the drivers and mechanics reveal that they are
confident that their strategy will see them OK and are looking forward to the race. That's the pre-race show covered.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

Wait a sec
What about the best bit? The grid walk?
( magnum, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:06, archived)

Interviews with the drivers and mechanics reveal that they are
confident that their strategy will see them OK and are looking forward to the race.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 0:07, archived)

"Bernie, did you lose a bet to wear that jacket?"

( magnum, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

"This is the prime minister of Singapore."
I'm being unfair. I do like the grid walk.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

I usually watch all the build up
then watch the first 10 laps and go out.
( magnum, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:13, archived)

Much like Nakajima

( magnum, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:14, archived)

You forgot
David Coulthard rubbing his chin
( Frogbeat, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:07, archived)

With his knees.
He was wearing white trainers with black trousers today. The cunt.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 0:07, archived)

That could take days for him to cover his whole chin

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

SHUT UP.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

See what i mean about /talk
Hmmmm
( Frogbeat, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

Blah blah blah.
Talk is full of argumentative people.

Tell us something we don't know.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

Have we got a live one?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

It looks lioke.
I csan barely type and I could outwit them.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:14, archived)

Em...
Interviews with the drivers and mechanics reveal that they are
confident that their strategy will see them OK and are looking forward to the race
( Frogbeat, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

?
??
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

IS THIS AN F1 FORUM.
Well?
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:15, archived)

No, derrr
And I am well thanks :D
( Frogbeat, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:17, archived)

it's like a secret clique
;o)
( jenpots, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

Can I be part of the clique.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:18, archived)

same to you mister

( jenpots, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

/ignore


tut you turned it off!
( Frogbeat, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

Well done for being shit.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

You ok?
'kin 'ell
( Frogbeat, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

I'm fine thanks.
Are you going to be less shit.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:16, archived)

Yes
It's the drink :(
( Frogbeat, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

fine!
/sulks
( jenpots, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:07, archived)

Sulks?
It is me that is sulking
Take that back :D
( Frogbeat, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

*hugs*
go away, you're too nice for here.
( jenpots, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:13, archived)

Hahaha
Back to /main and *t*fm then
Shite :(

I'll be fine. I'm in the mood for it in here
( Frogbeat, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:15, archived)

We're not all complete dickheads
some of us are actually nice.
( jenpots, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

......
/thinks back at that smile and smiles
( Frogbeat, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

You tell him Jenpots,

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

Ouch

( Frogbeat, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

Christ, I was right.
Even drunk, I spot a spod.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

Hello

( Frogbeat, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:07, archived)

i wonder if i can set off some red flags for you at airport security
BOMB, HIJACK, GUN, ALLAH
( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

*dials 00 1 (718) 244-4444*
*warns about the possibility of a JamboM in the terminal*

*awaits hilarious consequences*
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

Phew! I'm glad you managed to get on here!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>THERE IS A BOMB IN THIS LAPTOP<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

www.bygeorge.co.nz/images/countdown.swf
( moohalaa, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

*shakes fist like Dick Dastardly*

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

Well notghng blew up.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:51, archived)

Not here anyway,
Jambom hasn't posted though
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

O NOES
Has someone on here been rude about the septics?
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 9 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

Hurrah, I'm glad your input got through.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

Me too. Hold me!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

I'll one of us at the same time.
If the whisper bit works.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:50, archived)

Next time you have this sort of trouble
Just use the direct IP link
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

I must point out you were slower than mooey.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:52, archived)

Mooey keeps it in his bookmarks
and uses it to entice over swarthy looking eastern gents when he's laptopping in a fashionable london coffee bar, the little jiwhore.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

I am ridiculously jealous of you being in new york.
I'd love to have been there today.

Last time I was heading back to JFK I was getting the express but got pulled off at a station in order to be searched along with every other male on the train for some womans belonings. I was late as it was and therefore almost missed the plane which would have meant me missing my court appearence and being guilty of contempt of court. Wouldnt that have been shit.
( Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Sat 9 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

Yeah, especially as you probably had the woman's belongings.
In your bottom.
( magnum, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

EXACTLY

( Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Sun 10 May 2009, 0:35, archived)