Hello there fat finders.
JMG's on.
Would anybody like to make it perfectly clear that you don't like me? On the internet.
Time is ticking.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 0:16, archived)

I doubt it, they'll go through the mods.
Now I've spoiled that, would you like to discus anything else.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:17, archived)

People complain about me to the mods?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 0:18, archived)

I've no idea.
I'm just guessing.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

It's happened in the past.
The mod told me. We had a good laugh about it.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

I'll bet you wrote it in your book of points to raise on b3ta.
'Someone fell out with me'
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

If such a book was knocking about, "Someone fell out with me" should just be a rubber stamp, to save time.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

I blame you for my possible food poisoning.
*B3tan in food related incident shocker!*
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 10 May 2009, 0:17, archived)

MAN UP MAN!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 0:18, archived)

I might hang a bag from my arse to save the toilet miles.
MANLY ENOUGH FOR YOU?!
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 10 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

Well done on that.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

You cant handle the truth
Ya fat norther wank-a-thon
(Frogb3at, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:20, archived)

Shut up nerd. P.P.I. is occuring.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

Payment Protection insurance?
Wanker!
(Frogb3at, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

I've just had it pointed out to me that dettol is brown
Although the dettol in my kitchen is clear

Tonight has been terribly exciting, JMG.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:20, archived)

I'd think it was clear, too.
New events!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

Which one isn't dettol? *safesearch off*
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=dettol&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

Blimey!
This confuses things tenfold.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 0:24, archived)