I'd let them know that they can accept Jesus into their lives if they want to get away from crime.
Then while they're considering that, I'd fucking club them over the head.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 10 May 2009, 1:32, archived)

with spanners?

( TBL I posted this on, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:32, archived)

Nah, I'd raid the toolbox for something more exotic.
Probably a swivel head wrench.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 10 May 2009, 1:35, archived)

sounds good to me

( TBL I posted this on, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:37, archived)