I reckon I could make a good living doing sexy dancing, what do you think?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:47, archived)

Shave your legs, I'll get you a wig and we'll reenact the crying game.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:48, archived)

Oh there'll be plenty crying..

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 4:09, archived)

I've not seen that, but I like the sound of the first two parts, so it can't be that bad.
LETS GO FOR IT.

Would it be to london-gay-clique cliché to have 'Hay Big Spender' as my song?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:28, archived)

I'd pay to see you dance.
In a private booth.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:48, archived)