Hello /talk.
What's happening? I've been drinking and bleurgh!

What's your favourite milk? Skimmed, semi-skimmed, whole?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:30, archived)

I use skimmed
BUT I DELIGHT IN THE DECADENCE OF WHOLE MILK

I have not been drinking, but have had so much diet coke I feel like I'm on speed, not that I've ever taken it, but you know what I mean.

Maybe I'm also high cuz I did 25 dances tonight, WOOOOOHOOOO!
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:31, archived)

25 different MEN?!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 3:33, archived)

Naaaaah, one guy had eight, most had more than one
HIGH FIVE ME JMG I AM MADE OF GOLD!
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:34, archived)

*Top tens*
I once said hello to you but you never danced at me.
I am therefore preparing a LAWSUIT against you that'll include GMoS as a character witness.
Baldmonkey on bass.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 3:38, archived)

Can I play synth?
I've got my own Korg.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:42, archived)

DEAL!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 3:43, archived)

Awesome!
It also has a vocoder, so we can speak like robots and that Hawkings fella'.

Buff!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:45, archived)

That doesn't sound like me at all
I'm quite the dance-slag
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:49, archived)

I reckon I could make a good living doing sexy dancing, what do you think?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:47, archived)

Shave your legs, I'll get you a wig and we'll reenact the crying game.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:48, archived)

Oh there'll be plenty crying..

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 4:09, archived)

I've not seen that, but I like the sound of the first two parts, so it can't be that bad.
LETS GO FOR IT.

Would it be to london-gay-clique cliché to have 'Hay Big Spender' as my song?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:28, archived)

I'd pay to see you dance.
In a private booth.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:48, archived)

ARRGHH!
It's YOU!, how the fuck are YOU?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:35, archived)

Canny.
I'm sat in PANTS and LITTLE ELSE.
Hysteria.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 3:39, archived)

Flawless.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:41, archived)

Congrats on the numerous danceseses.
I use semi-skimmed.

HELLO YOU!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:34, archived)

HERRO!
MY SACK IS BULGING!

Did you have a good night of drinks and that?
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:35, archived)

It was wonderful.
I didn't smoke all night, and I stuck to rum & coke. I'm fantatstic me.

You're a woman, why do you people pluck eyebrows and confuse.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:37, archived)

HIGH FIVE FOR YOU! Top night out skills
a) When women hit puberty, they start wanting to attract BOYS, and look at GROWED UP LADIES for tips. They start emulating behaviour they read in magazines, or looking at pictures of themselves and realising they have beautiful hair and BIG MANLY EYEBROWS. Some people just can't stop, and end up having to draw them back on. We call these women LOSERS.

b) Because what women say and what they're thinking are WORLDS APART. Trufax. I grew up in a house of men (7 brothers) and I still witness myself being "womanly". Earlier my man came home from his mate's house and I cried at him. I don't know why. But I got sex out of it, so, meh.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:48, archived)

More confuse.
Should I give up or pursue?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:50, archived)

Feign disinterest
Works every time. Either she doesn't want you, in which case it doesn't matter, or she becomes ENRAGED that you do not find her SEXIE and INTOXICATING, in which case she will go out of her way to get your attention.

This actually also works on lapdancers. PRO-TIP if anyone is ever in a SLAG CLUB, during a dance, don't tell the bird that's she's sexy awesome and wonderful, it makes you a patsy. Be calm and say little. We've discussed this at length, the fact that you're not gushing makes us try harder.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:53, archived)

ok,
will do. Thanks be to you.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:57, archived)

HIGH FIVES
I have prawn cocktail pringles, they are confusing and exciting.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:59, archived)

I don't have pringles of any sort.
This makes me sad...
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:00, archived)

:(
I don't have pringles any more either if that makes you feel better.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:02, archived)

It really doesn't.
:(

EDIT: I type more than this, where's the rest of my message?

Oh well, lack of pringle-ness, BOOO!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:06, archived)

Yeah, you keep typing those words mister
Right, I'm going to pop some sleeping pills, watch shit telly for half an hour the go to bed.

I bid you adieu my good sir, I will no doubt speak to you soon

WUV OO xxxxxx
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:09, archived)

Semi-skimmed
on a lighter note. I went dudley zoo last week and saw these cheery chaps
www.b3tards.com/u/d3b9db17265230941f27/cimg1648_2.jpg
( Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Sun 10 May 2009, 4:20, archived)