HIGH FIVE FOR YOU! Top night out skills
a) When women hit puberty, they start wanting to attract BOYS, and look at GROWED UP LADIES for tips. They start emulating behaviour they read in magazines, or looking at pictures of themselves and realising they have beautiful hair and BIG MANLY EYEBROWS. Some people just can't stop, and end up having to draw them back on. We call these women LOSERS.

b) Because what women say and what they're thinking are WORLDS APART. Trufax. I grew up in a house of men (7 brothers) and I still witness myself being "womanly". Earlier my man came home from his mate's house and I cried at him. I don't know why. But I got sex out of it, so, meh.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:48, archived)

More confuse.
Should I give up or pursue?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:50, archived)

Feign disinterest
Works every time. Either she doesn't want you, in which case it doesn't matter, or she becomes ENRAGED that you do not find her SEXIE and INTOXICATING, in which case she will go out of her way to get your attention.

This actually also works on lapdancers. PRO-TIP if anyone is ever in a SLAG CLUB, during a dance, don't tell the bird that's she's sexy awesome and wonderful, it makes you a patsy. Be calm and say little. We've discussed this at length, the fact that you're not gushing makes us try harder.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:53, archived)

ok,
will do. Thanks be to you.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:57, archived)

HIGH FIVES
I have prawn cocktail pringles, they are confusing and exciting.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:59, archived)

I don't have pringles of any sort.
This makes me sad...
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:00, archived)

:(
I don't have pringles any more either if that makes you feel better.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:02, archived)

It really doesn't.
:(

EDIT: I type more than this, where's the rest of my message?

Oh well, lack of pringle-ness, BOOO!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:06, archived)

Yeah, you keep typing those words mister
Right, I'm going to pop some sleeping pills, watch shit telly for half an hour the go to bed.

I bid you adieu my good sir, I will no doubt speak to you soon

WUV OO xxxxxx
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:09, archived)