Whilst on your trip to England you spent a night being pleasured by a group of strangers you met on the internet.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

gonzo, supermatt and sexface

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

with JMG stood there shouting "This is terrible internet"

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

And beating himself off in the corner
Whilst wearing a vintage zx spectrum tshirt?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

While autisticly obsessing about northern Scottish cities, football and other people's friendships
Thus making a full three dimensional life.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

Pfft
Clickin dis HARD
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

I calls it how I sees it
Oh god, I'm a cartoon Yorkshireman. "I know what I like and I like what I know"
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

*loads shotgun*
Its the kindest way...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

*submits*

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

They dont come stranger than that

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

Unfortunately not
*sad face*
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:12, archived)