I hate that.
"Oh wow! I am such a stud! I'm lasting for ages! Oh. Wait a minute... I can't feel my penis... oh... fuck this, I'm tired anyway" *roll-over-go-to-sleep fluid slump-movement*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

More or less this
But with added spilled glass of wine at the side of the bed.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:19, archived)