It's fucking not.
Regular Bulmers is OK. Not the best, but certainly not the worst. Pear Bulmers is a bit like being given a golden shower by a tramp that only drinks Pear Bulmers.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

Regular bulmers in the UK tastes of stale tramp piss
Bulmers in Ireland is nice, as it is the Magners of the UK
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

ALL CIDER IS TERRIBLE! GOODNIGHT!

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

You, sir, are misinformed
or just plain mental.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

It's WRONG and tastes of rotten apples and piss.

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

shouldn't you be down the park drinking a 3 litre bottle of White Lightning?
teenagers these days!
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:13, archived)