I was on Knightmare once.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

I'm not falling for that one again.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 10 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

I was on Look North once

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

So was I!
Unfortunately, I was 14 on Music Live, walking past the camera with a fag in one hand and a bottle of Olde English in the other *cringe*
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

I ran on to a cricket pitch
When East Bierley got into the village cricket final at Lords. I was wearing a blue tracky and I was only 12. The cameraman swore at me. The cunt.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:01, archived)