He doesn't exist.
So no.
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

http://www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

oh I fucked that up

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

I'm tempted to click on it
out of sympathy
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:12, archived)