Talking of football...
BOO Man Yoo!

It must be really boring being a united fan, they always win, don't they ever get bored of winning.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

we didn't win the FA Cup

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

Oh god, you're one of them.
We didn't win the FA cup last year, but we got mighty close. Guess who I support and why I'll cry if anyone mentions play-offs.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:13, archived)