No,
but if someone would kindly bring me a cup of tea I would appreciate this muchly.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

Nobody's going to get you tea.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

My housemate will as soon as he gets back from his meeting.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 15:21, archived)