I was supposed to hire a dj for next saturday, but now the people running the event have decided they don't want one.
So, if anybody here is a dj and isn't available next weekend, give me a shout as I've no work to offer you.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

I'm not a DJ, but I'm not available next weekend
Might I be of assistance?
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

That depends, I need someone who won't show up from ten o'clock to half twelve.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

Is the venue at my parents house?

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

No, it's at Aidan's parents' house.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

I'm perfect for this job
I'll go sign off immediately
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

Excellent work.
I'll not see you next week, so.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

did he ever find out if xbox films stream or have to be downloaded before watching?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

Of course he did.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

I got an ipod and some travel-speakers, if you want me to do the gig.
Isn't that what most DJs do these days anyway?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

If I wanted a DJ that'd be perfect.
So, no.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

all the best clubs use travel speakers
yes
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

I reckon all you need is a laptop and Spotify these days
It must be piss easy to be a DJ now. You dont need piles of cds or record.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

I think the only thing preventing me from being a DJ
is my piss poor taste in music
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

I wonder what the law is regarding the PRS and sites like spotify
edit: google to the rescue, nay mind
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

And a reliable internet connection
and a way to fade the ads when Spotify plays them and maybe a way to mix them.
( magnum, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

look I'm sorry, it's impossible
there's no way I can't turn up you'll just have to try harder
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

I'm trying 6% harder as it is.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

I understand that you're desperate
but I can't possibly not book the tickets tomorrow and the hotels have absolutely no unvacant rooms
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

It's really very far out of your way.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

It's a bit far.
And the only record I've got is Slayer: Angel Of Death.
And it didn't go down at all well at that Bah Mitzvah last week.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

My first play ended with that record played very loud to get everybody out of the theatre.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

was it your year 5 nativity?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

Nah, in primary school we only ever did Beckett.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

www.glastonbridge.co.uk/amy/Welsh_flag_better.png
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

Instead of a dragon they should have a side of beef.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

I'm surprised they don't have a leek or something.
I like leeks.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

This sounds like you're a taff sympathiser.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

Rubbish.
I see no CDC.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

yes, hello
delayed reply due to bowel-emptying
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

I like that.
I'll take it to the big meet of all Welsh people tomorrow. The board should have it up and running by Wednesday.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

Will the Mayor of Wales be there?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

I reckon the dragon's still a bit overcomplex,
I'll see if I can do a more stylised version.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

They should have a screenshot from one of the Lord Of The Rings dragons.
Or maybe Falco from Never Ending Story.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

No,
but if someone would kindly bring me a cup of tea I would appreciate this muchly.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

Nobody's going to get you tea.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

My housemate will as soon as he gets back from his meeting.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

I'm a dj & I'm not available next Saturday
How much am I not going to be earning for the event?
( broadsword, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

Two hundred euros.
Which isn't much, but you won't be playing at a fundraiser.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

fuck off and get your own gig
www.b3ta.com/talk/6138593
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:42, archived)