We don't create enough chances from midfield.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

See, now the football discussion will become ten times more annoying, as JMG has joined in.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

A handy tool for the wimmins and Gmos:
www.getjar.com/products/13285/MasturbatorPro - nsfw
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

There's probably a cancer risk in there somewhere.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

Handy tips there...
"I recommend wrapping the phone in glad wrap or a plastic bag before you insert it into ur p*ssy."
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

There's not enough creative ball play if you ask me
it's all left foot right foot these days
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

You're watching the Trooping of the Colour.
Change channel.
( thealternativefact, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:08, archived)