I reckon Peter Jackson would do a great remake of Moby Dick.
Actually, Moby Dick's great as it is, it's just the shoddy whale at the end that lets it down. It's just a piece of wood. It's crap.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Sj4t6dEms&feature=related
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

Patrick Stewart as ahab.

( WormuIus, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:03, archived)

No.
Just, fucking NO.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 18:08, archived)