Melissa Theuriau
I've done some research and I'm pretty sure she reads the news naked from the waist down and masturbates furiously as soon as the cameras are off her
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

That's how I like to watch the news so we have something in common.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

You have something in common with Sir Trevor McDonald too, there.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

We both have brown penises?
lolololol
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

lololol

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

Surely there's some sort of government grant
for carrying out such research?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

it's important stuff, I'd probably do it for free to be honest

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:30, archived)