I want to put my winky
in Audrey Tautou's foo foo.
Fancy a foreign type yourself?
You mad racists.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

That French news reporter.
Yeah her.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

Melissa Theuriau
I've done some research and I'm pretty sure she reads the news naked from the waist down and masturbates furiously as soon as the cameras are off her
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

That's how I like to watch the news so we have something in common.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

You have something in common with Sir Trevor McDonald too, there.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

We both have brown penises?
lolololol
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

lololol

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

Surely there's some sort of government grant
for carrying out such research?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

it's important stuff, I'd probably do it for free to be honest

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

DO WANT

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

the lovely Sophie Marceau

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

Is she that miming bitch?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

Yes
I'd let her bother my dolphin.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

I married one.
Also, Daphne Bunskoek. And Audrey Tatou. And most women with four limbs and a Russian accent.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

you married a jew?

( mongychops, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

A Dutcher
to be perfectly Frank.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

I read that as 'Frank Butcher' somehow
I was aroused disturbed.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPvmIxu-LSA
( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

k u guys need 2 think. obv it aint a real ufo. its fake lliek i sed, n if u fink it is real den obv ur da retards. n step 2 me means day if u come souf london ends imma bang up ur mum
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

So many French people

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

Virginie Ledoyen

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

Emmanuelle Béart

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

Frank LeBouef.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

Ooh is she the one from The Beach?
She is hot.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

I've never seen the Beach.
I'm not movie scum.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

I bet you are

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:35, archived)

I bet I'm not.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

I'm somehow listening to Shakespeare's Sister.
I bet you'd do the gothy lesbian one.
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

I've got one.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

current womanthing is a forrin, so was last womanthing
it's not rape when they can't testify in English
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

All my vaginas in the past 10 years
have been imports.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

I believe they're opening a UK fleshlight factory soon though

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

Someone should tell that to these guys...
HERE

How could anyone stoop so low?
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

Top topical punchline recycling!
I'm thieving that.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

blimey
that explains a lot about Superman, I never bought that Krypton story myself
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD
actually, don't bother...while you're down there...
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

Ripped to the tits on Um Bongo, the lot of 'em

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:35, archived)

hahahahaha
hungover lolality
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

It's a very small offence
but you'd have to be a real low-down fucker to commit it.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

I got one up the duff :(
she aborted :)
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

really, that's terribly insensitive.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

Hahaha
mine brought forth sprog.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

I don't have her now
I have a half German now, the same thing happened with her :(
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:35, archived)

Mine fucked off back to Prague
stands to reason, they have better lager.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

ag ov
+s
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

*weeps like a teased vagina*

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

I like dem black girls.

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

Rispeck

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

approach with caution
wiry pubic hair can be surprisingly abrasive
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

I want an Oriental.
They're mental in bed by all accounts.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:34, archived)

If by mental you mean shouting "HUNDAN! STUPID HAT!" then you're probably right

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

Mine doesn't.
:(
She won't call me Arno either.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

I had one of them Nigel Spinks
fucking Radio Rental, innit.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

My friend who lived in Tokyo for a year
told me that the Japanese girls threw themselves at western men and couldn't even tell the good looking ones from the ugly ones.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

GLORIOUS NIPPON

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

We all look the same to them

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

Bugger
my massively handsome profile would go to waste.
Fuck it then, I'm not going.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/1681759
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

I'd never dabble with foreign men.
Not me.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

You should broaden your horizons, Limey
maybe move somewhere really foreign and rubbish and that. Then tell us about it.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

I couldn't possibly.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 10 May 2009, 21:49, archived)