Luckily, I despise fake tan.
Phew!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

Good.
Dickensonism is the plague which is slowly sweeping the world, turning everyone into orange bargain hunting zombies.
( Cae1, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:07, archived)