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That advert for some sort of fake tan was just on the telly.
You know the one, the one that pronounces sublime as 'sub-leem'.

I'm going for a smoke when I should be quitting. Anyone else quitting anything?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
I'm quiting being a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
Congrats!
That's next on my list.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
near the middle
best bogroll EVER
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
Who the fuck looks at the shit rag after use?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
it's certainly put me off using it for jizz mopping purposes

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
As it would anyone.
It reminds me of an advert that used to be on a bus around here. Sexual health warning, big cheesy grinning cartoon boy shouting "I'VE GOT CHLAMYDIA" at anyone who looked at his daft, grinning mush.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
can't be as good as those French AIDS awareness posters
OMG HAWT
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:14, archived)
Haha!
I've not seen these. Lolz indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
YAY
Spider rape
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
she loves it
the filthy french cow

although the spider will probably lose interest when he sees her hairy armpits
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
Don't forget to mention garlic
it brings the house down every time.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:31, archived)
DONT BE A CANCER CHANCER

(__, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
I'm not quitting anything.

(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:51, archived)
Now I'm quitting not speaking my mind.
Fake tan is shit and if you're going to use it i hope you end up like david dickinson.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:52, archived)
Luckily, I despise fake tan.
Phew!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
Good.
Dickensonism is the plague which is slowly sweeping the world, turning everyone into orange bargain hunting zombies.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
No. This is a shit thread for people who don't need to quit anything.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:52, archived)
I'll quit posting threads then.
When you quit life.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
Why does everyone keep telling me to die tonight?
I'm being bullied on the internet.
This must be how it feels for JMG.
:(((((
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
Aww bless.
I'm sorry, I don't really want you to die. Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
I clicked print

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
Nothing maybe whining/caring.
i'm organizing a party/gathering.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
Trying to quit Nutella.
I'm going to go and eat some Nutella.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
No bread, no spoon,
just fingers, dipped in the nutella pot eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
Well I have a spoon.
Sometimes it's just the fingers though. I go through a medium jar per week.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
I'm quitting this ridiculous life of arsing about and heavy drinking
it's time I grew up and took life seriously.
I'm printing off the application form to be a cop. Yay me.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
BAAAACON

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
*snorts*

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:11, archived)