mongy bloke where I used to work had terrible bowel trouble
One day he crapped himself in the warehouse. Someone stepped in it and skidded (lol skidded) backwards and broke his arm.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

I bet he laughed like a drain for days

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:01, archived)