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I need a poo.
But it's bed time.
Tomorrow mummy buys me a sub woofer.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
I did a poo once.
Interesting story.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
One time, i did a poo
and when i went to wipe more poo came out.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 10 May 2009, 23:32, archived)
I HATE WEN THAT PENS

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:32, archived)
Do you scrunch or fold?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
What sort of peasant lacks the hand-eye coordination to fold?

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 10 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
It could be argued that there is more coverage when scrunched.
Seems safer to me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
I'm going to hospital tomorrow if I don't feel better.
AWESOME fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 10 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
You feel fine to me.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
I'm going to cry down the phone at a doctor in the morning.
I want proper drugs or a radical headectomy.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:32, archived)
Have you been sneezing up bacon?

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 10 May 2009, 23:32, archived)
Try not to sneeze and boobs lol again.
Okey dokey?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:32, archived)
I have a less cleavage enhancing, less plungy bra.
No boobage again. Promise.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 10 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
Well dones!
I wish you all the best in future hospital/boob scenarios.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
Man up.
Hospitals are for quitters and virgins.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
Psssssst. Wicca'd is a virgin.
Pass it on
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 10 May 2009, 23:36, archived)
I've got two
One for my telly and one lashed up to the pc for floor rumbling neighbour abuse
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
well mine is pimped out to the max
chrome wheele things, blue lights under it and a pretty spoiler.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:35, archived)
I still can't bring myself to press "print".

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
Ctrl+p.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
What if I've missed something out?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
so, right, I tell her to buy bog roll
and she brings back some free arse paper from a bowel cancer charity giveaway

it's got warning messages about what to do if you find blood coming out of your bumhole and a cartoon picture of a guy with blood dripping out of his crapper
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
I'm going to photograph it for you now

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
I bet it gives you arse cancer.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:51, archived)
True story
This mongy kid used to hang around the station, he wanted to work on the railway but is that stupid he has trouble walking and breathing at the same time. Once a bloke asked him to nip round to Morrisons to get him some fags, just to get the cunt away for a few minutes. Billy asked him what sort he wanted. Bensons was the answer. But what if they didn't have those? Anything would do. So he came back with a pork pie.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
mongy bloke where I used to work had terrible bowel trouble
One day he crapped himself in the warehouse. Someone stepped in it and skidded (lol skidded) backwards and broke his arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
I bet he laughed like a drain for days

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:01, archived)